I don't even know how to begin making fun of this quote: "[The MPAA and RIAA] regard even a rhetorical shift by USTR ... as a betrayal and as caving in to 'Big Knowledge' bullies like Wikipedia..."
How to be tricked by a fun guy who will actually just steal Zinc from you -- NOT fun
So wireless power and magnets combine to create... wireless power and magnets. Interwebz shocked; awed.
It turns out that the universe is just one big poorly organized musical score
Isn't this also how you get rid of lice?
I wonder if this will also be protected by the second amendment? (the right to bear LASERBOLTS?)
I can't believe nobody's measured this already... like maybe Eratosthenes?
As many have claimed, eating less meat could save the planet
So why not just get everyone to get bitten by these ticks? PROBLEM SOLVED
Android app points out how dumb contactless credit cards are -- credit card companies freaking out
This guy wants to "turn modern cosmology upside down" -- i just hope all the scientists don't fall out
Whew, for a minute there I thought I didn't have anything left to worry about
Diamonds are forever, but the quantum information in those diamonds are not. But soon...
You googled it and that's just like doing it
BP sues science for what it did to them
Welcome to the club, flerovium (Fl) and livermorium (Lv)!
Reporter doesn't understand proposed law, headline a logical fallacy -- just another day in local news
Ignoring all warnings, mankind is boldly creating more greenhouse gases than ever. Kudos!
Finally, viable plasmon circuit technology
Jeez, this guy found a tower, a cross, AND a black triangle on the moon... your move, NASA!
Wow, that was a waste of time
Breaking: Judge Fonzie hands down his verdict
Always double check: 100% virgin -- or forgetaboutit!
Genius journo somehow gets steampunk and Bieber in the same article. Sweet spot achieved!
Only 40 million?
Statistics are just precogs without the slimy water
You guys can get the same rush you had on leap day--all packed into one action-packed second
What genius editor approved a headline that references failed MS software from 1995?
Game of Thrones on Hulu?! But wait, there's more! It's valid only in Japan!
Hey, are you gonna finish that light detector?
Nessie exists and was pals with Jesus!
"Well there's just no way insurance would have helped these people" claims local douchebag
Potential danger: falling asleep while being athletic
I need this. For science reasons.
It turns out I've been using my bolometer all wrong (hint: it doesn't measure bowls of things)
No one told me there's a supercomputing crown -- this changes everything
It's not a tuner
In the craziest story of the year, a conservative and a liberal work together to protect a free internet. In. Sane.
Wow, that is more than the 1.21 Gigawatts I needed!
US pulls probe -- "Too quickly" complains probee
You say you've detected massless, chargeless, and spinless quasiparticles of zero energy? I'm skeptical.
Friendly reminder: Voyager 1 is now over 33 light hours from Earth
As if breaking "the law" ever stopped Google before...
Do you think this is some kind of game? Oh, you do? Sweet.
Here we go again, with the vaccines and the risk and the fear
Do people seriously have this much trouble waking up? Jeez.
There is a 1 in 625 chance that we will all die on Feb. 5, 2040
I'm speechless... (holy crap, it works!)
Silly astronomers find life on Earth
Sadly, cinema will be using new vibrating chairs for non-erotic purposes
Science asks the big question: WWJD?
The spectrum crunch -- EVERYBODY PANIC!
Human and humanoid relations furthered -- there may be peace in space after all!
Some people say emailing a link to a friend is copyright infringement. Are those people on drugs?
WHO doesn't care what you do with bird flu research?
Ambulance gets lost, checks GPS, stays lost, patient dies
Hoppy beer may lead to ulcers, cancer in stomach, sleeping around
Nanoparticles in stomach may lead to anemia
Holy Crap, Edison foresaw the rise of both viral cat videos and kitten mittens
Exploding pigs. No hyperbole here, just exploding pigs.
Quantum ménage à hoit -- 8 photons at once!